7 Signs You Should Invest In Food ... In Case You Haven't Been
April 11, 2016
Since I am new to blogging, I thought it
might be a good idea to search the web for cool or fun blog topic ideas to keep
my readers entertained. It isn’t quite what I had in mind, but I did find this useful
blog topic generator. All you do is enter three topics (nouns) that you
would like to write about and it will generate blog post titles to get you
inspired. I tried it out. It came up with a handful of titles, but this one
really caught my attention as an important PSA-style topic. So, without further
ado, here are seven signs you should invest in food:
1. You find yourself wanting
to live. Food is a necessity for life, without food our bodies
would quickly run out of energy and DIE, and then all the savings that you will
have accumulated will be useless because you can’t take money with you when you
die.
2. You like to taste yummy
things. Food tastes good. Well, a lot of it does anyway. Money
tastes like salty fingerprints with a dash of flu and a sprinkle of cocaine –
in other words, not yummy. Yummy is better than not yummy.
3. You want to be prepared
for the apocalypse/natural disasters. If there is ever a serious
emergency situation or disaster event, cash will only be useful for when you
run out of toilet paper. Food on the other hand is excellent for bartering
with.
4. You want to reduce your
doctor and hospital bills. Many foods are good for your health.
Often the good foods come with a heftier price tag, but the return is better
health and less visits to the doctor, equaling bigger savings over the long
run.
5. You want to have more quality time with your loved
ones. Don’t get me wrong,
family-members love hanging around someone with money, but
that’s mostly just when they are old or terminally ill. If you have good food
in the house every day family will be here to stay!
6. Your ribs poke out and
you have low energy. You could pad your clothing with wads of cash
to bulk up your appearance, but I prefer padding with food. It's less itchy.
7. You have a family. It is probably a good time to think about investing in food.
Children often get hungry and sometimes need to eat up to five times a day*.
Feeding kids makes them last longer, although the downside is they have more
energy to drive you crazy.
*rough estimate
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